![]() 06/18/2017 at 20:58 • Filed to: Maximum Parsh, Porschelump, Porsche 944, Porsche, 944 FTW | ![]() | ![]() |
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WOO PARSH!
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You’re the only person on the FP who likes us. We’ll remember that when the revolution comes.
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Whooh! Death to the FP Bourgeoisie, comrades!
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Are you DDing the Persch since the lancer got taken out?
And the mods are our glorious leaders of course.
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I just realized the 917 race number.
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This was at autocross today
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Your LeMons car reminds me of this Improved Touring-B 944 that does club racing in the Southeast Region of SCCA. This was at Carolina Motorsports Park (formerly home to R U Faster than a Redneck? ) about a year ago.
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Bring the Porsche to SPOKES on the 2nd!
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All 944's are better with an LS motor. “Parsh” made a damned good chassis but the motors in these things are medicocre, even for the 80's
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Raph used to but then Jalopnik started letting him actually do things and he was lost forever.
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Whats the word on the hit and skip? My mood sunk when I saw the post and its not even my car.
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I have French ancestry and can help with a guillotine. Even owned the model as a kid. When the revolution starts I’ll need a Home Depot gift card for getting the materials. I’ll give you a “heads up” on the amount :)
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That swap’s kinda basic? Done? Over? Call me when you put a 911 flat six in the trunk. That’d be a swap relevant to my interests.
I like ‘em stock. Just enough power. Besides, everything else around the engine breaks with LS swaps.
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HEY
The FP must live!
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hmmmmmmmm
...how about not?
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Perhaps you could be our ambassador to the Capitalist west...
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Heck yeah, another Salzburg 917-themed 944. I need to redo my stripes, though. Might upgrade to vinyl over housepaint.
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ALSO MY PEOPLE.
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I think it’s three words: womp womp wommmmmp.
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do it
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Yeah, although Blake’s seller picks it up Wednesday. I’ve got to get some pics of it and get it detailed, soooooo yeeeeah. After that, I’ve got rental coverage, but I really should use the opportunity to legalize the parsh once and for all.
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Heh, I did once! I need to get whatever’s up with the cooling system fixed first, though. It peed all over the grid. :( I’m going to try it out for rallycross soon, though, if I can get the little underbody tray I took off for Endurance Fun-time in time.
I need to make it back out to a Spokes event eventually, though. I was in the process of doing a bunch of maintenance to the Lulzcer, but noooooo. :(
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AWWWW YEEAAAAH
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DEW IT! Then you will be the most Jalop of all the authors. Even Ballaban, because his Yugo isn’t a racecar!
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yeah, you need to come back out, it’s been a fun season.
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![]() 06/19/2017 at 13:42 |
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WHOOOSHPARSH!
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Why make a car slower,and handle worse by putting more unreliable, expensive Porsche bits into it, in the entirely wrong place for an engine?
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Give me a Trabant. I’ll see what I can do.
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...why not?
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I saw! I think it may be a bit too understated for my needs, though. IDK.
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So, you want one that’s more overstated? Hmmmmm, have any good action shots?
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You’ll have to make a good impression, demonstrating the prosperity and success of the people’s republic, a Volga would be more appropriate.
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Yay for DD’ing the toy when the regular DD can’t be DD!
Bonus points for riding on top of the flatbed! :-)
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Of course, I don’t have rental insurance and the shop is taking forever to get an estimate, so I don’t exactly have a choice.
What happened to your Lancer, Steph? I punted a deer, unfortunately.
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What happen to the rear glass? Is that a weight-saving mod?